Axe of Mathematical Concepts

Chance on hit effect

Round 1.

Takes a random number from Row 1, Divides it from a random number from row 2, multiplies it from a random number from row 3, and adds a random number from row 4.

Best outcome is column 1 and worst is column 4.

Range of outcomes from Round 1= 5 - 300

Round 2.

Take the outcome of round 1 and multiply it by these numbers in order:

1. Number of pins collected on your Club Penguin account with most playtime

2. Number of people on your Runesacpe highest leveled account's  Ignore list

3. Number of items in your inventory

4. Number of calories eaten in past hour

Round 3.

Take the outcome of round 2 and DIVIDE it by these numbers in order.

1. Hours of playtime on League of Legends

2. Current HP

3. Amount of Path of Exile accounts

4. your Nigerian number (to find your Nigerian number (which  you should know how to find by now,) you must take the third letter of your name (if your name is shorter than 3 letters, suck my clock) and find it's position in the alphabet (A=1,B=2,etc.). Then multiply that number by your age. For example, a 10 year old named Ana would have a nigerian number of 10.)

Round 4.

Take the outcome of Round 3 and raise it to the powers of these numbers in order.

1. Number of times taken shower in your life

2. Number of dollars spent on runescape

3. 0

Round 5.

Add 9 to the result of Round 4.

Complete.

Average damage done by this Chance on Hit: 10.

This chance on hit takes approximately 2 hours collecting data, so dont use this weapon unless you are gay.