Items of Tactical Warfare

These are items that are considered tactical, by level 53 standards.


 * Bow of Defense


 * Deals 3 damage every attack, very slow.


 * Chance On Hit: Enter a defensive stance, giving you 1 defence and minor health regeneration for 0.4 seconds.


 * "Some say this item is worth it, but are they being realistic? Maybe" - Benjamin Franklin


 * "I wouldn't use it unless I really needed the extra defense, so I would use it every 36 minutes." - Taylor Swift






 * Sword of Words


 * Very fast sword, deals 1-39 damage per minute. ("inconclusive, but truth?" - Truman Doctrine, 1992)


 * Chance on Chance on Hit: Summon William Wordsworth to assist you.


 * "Please stop summoning me, I am dreary of this activity." - Wordsworth






 * Cap of Intoleration


 * 40 Armor Headgear


 * Level 2


 * When attacked, your enemy's web browser will open this in a new tab:


 * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intolerable_acts


 * "I just can't stand it! I'm going to war with South Africa." - George Washington


 * "Wow, I'm real scared now? Just Kidding." - President of South Africa, wearing the Cap of Intoleration




 * Boots of Speed


 * +0 Item Slots


 * Level 18


 * Whenever you move your character, your character will move a certain distance over time.


 * "My enemies will truly fear me!"- Chris Bradley


 * "I attempt to wear them every day." - Boot Man






 * Activator's Train Medium Left Glove


 * 43 Armor left glove


 * Level 100


 * Effect; Activate a nearby train, causing the conductor to be assistive towards you.


 * "I Love That Movin' Train!" - Thomas Gage, checking his speed gauge


 * "Conduct my metals." - Cobalt Mick











